CIRCLE WITH A DOT

@futurebird In all seriousness: I wonder what the US ports are for?

@futurebird The ports allow the microwave to cook USB drives.

@futurebird In reality: The government shouldn't tell you what color the sky is, nevertheless "how to be your gender...." We have eyes, and and a brain.... Geez.

@Lazarou At the pace we are going, expect reading iliteracy rates to go up...

Mom: "Read for me, kid"

Her son: "I didn't learn to read. My computer read for me..."

@futurebird And to you as well, @futurebird!

@futurebird Hi Pica! Happy Caturday, little one!