A modern retelling:Andrew Windsor-Mountbatten dreams he is back at Buckingham Palace, and there is a reception featuring the most beautiful and powerful people in history. He tries to ask Churchill for advice on handling scandal, but the great man is on his second bottle of whisky and is nearly incoherent."Churchill!" Andrew chides, "You are disgracefully drunk!"Churchill steadies himself."Yesh, I am drunk. Tomorrow, I will be sober. While you will still be in the Epstein Files."