Let's say I want to set up a website that:Can have Iocaine[0] parked in front of itDoesn't require any kind of analyticsWill be expected to serve HTML and CSS over both HTTP and HTTPSRelies on as little slop[1] as possibleAllows me to post via "not a web interface" (read: CLI, TUI, Emacs, etc.)Isn't costlyWhat should I be doing? Signing up for Hetzner, slapping OpenBSD on a VM, and calling it a day? Signing up for a managed blogging service so I don't have to cosplay as a sysadmin and can just write? Let me know what's up.Also, I originally wanted to say "doesn't rely on slop" but, if you peruse the open-slopware project, its issues, and its pull requests, it's clear that simply isn't possible. Good luck finding a stack that doesn't use LLVM, curl, and/or one of Python or Ruby anywhere!I have considered Mataroa, but it's also slop[2], and it seems both Hugo and Zola are fine with slop as well. (See 1.)[0] https://iocaine.madhouse-project.org/[1] https://codeberg.org/small-hack/open-slopware[2] https://github.com/mataroablog/mataroa/blob/main/AGENTS.md