CIRCLE WITH A DOT

NEWS! King Charles puts phone on silent https://newsthump.com/2026/02/19/king-charles-puts-phone-on-silent/

@newsthump imagine people gathering on the squares to throw fascists on bonfires.Try not to imagine the smell, though.Otherwise, all good.

@newsthump shady cabinet. Similar, but not quite the same

NEWS! Doctors discover new link between rising measles cases among children and their parents being gullible morons https://newsthump.com/2026/02/16/doctors-discover-new-link-between-rising-measles-cases-among-children-and-their-parents-being-gullible-morons/

NEWS! Witness protection programme struggling to think of new identity Tommy Robinson hasn’t already used https://newsthump.com/2026/02/16/witness-protection-programme-struggling-to-think-of-new-identity-tommy-robinson-hasnt-already-used/

BREAKING!