CIRCLE WITH A DOT

I like to learn something new every day.

Indiana University’s library sinks one inch a year. Engineers did not account for the weight of books.

Vulture checks in at the airport holding two carcasses:

"Sorry Sir. You are only allowed one carrion."

Still amazed that the wife STARTS just about every conversation with, “Are you listening to me?”

Every time I ask the lion in the closet what he’s doing he shouts, “Narnia business.”