@cstross A real human would've said, "you're the one with the Nebula award, write your own damn haiku, Stross!" 
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Please note that if you actually DID write me a haiku about daleks I now strongly suspect you're a bot. -
Having a clear out of first lines for poems I shall never write."I am a bowl, chipped at the rim
Never to be filled up with cereal again by him
No more will I be filled up with Captain Crunch all the time,
He really should grow up and pick a different kind" -
https://variety.com/2026/film/awards/alan-cumming-john-davidson-i-swear-outbursts-1236669691/@mekkaokereke Also, if you were to tell me that I could be at an awards ceremony where a movie made about my life would possibly accept a prestigious award, but if I attended, there was a 5% chance I would call Delroy Lindo the n-word in front of thousands of people, my friend, I would just stay home
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https://variety.com/2026/film/awards/alan-cumming-john-davidson-i-swear-outbursts-1236669691/@mekkaokereke I feel like if Anthony Hopkins could accept an Oscar for Best Actor at home, this guy could've stayed at home for the BAFTAs too.