CIRCLE WITH A DOT

@cstross A real human would've said, "you're the one with the Nebula award, write your own damn haiku, Stross!"

@brianbilston

"I am a bowl, chipped at the rim
Never to be filled up with cereal again by him
No more will I be filled up with Captain Crunch all the time,
He really should grow up and pick a different kind"

@mekkaokereke Also, if you were to tell me that I could be at an awards ceremony where a movie made about my life would possibly accept a prestigious award, but if I attended, there was a 5% chance I would call Delroy Lindo the n-word in front of thousands of people, my friend, I would just stay home

@mekkaokereke I feel like if Anthony Hopkins could accept an Oscar for Best Actor at home, this guy could've stayed at home for the BAFTAs too.