CIRCLE WITH A DOT

These babies all think "cyber" means infosec. Y'all Cyber means talking dirty to your online girlfriend in an AOL chat room.

Why are men OBSESSED with sport-arguing? I have an idea for how to solve a problem. A man ️ that I work with has a different idea (narrator: the man wanted to address the symptom not the problem) and REALLY wants to debate me about it. I told him that I didn't care enough and would just do it the other way if that was the prevailing opinion but HE WoN'T LeT iT DrOP!FUCK ME (actually, don't)

Here is the thing: machine learning can be used for some awesome stuff - like drug development. It can also be used for some dumb-as-fuck things like writing your code for you. "But LoTeq, the tech exists - we can't not use it"LoTeq: "nuclear bombs"

My company sends out those fake phishing emails to decide who needs a mandatory phishing re-education camp. Whenever I get them, I put a screenshot and #general channel of our chat and saying "I think we're getting hit with a phishing attempt everyone, be careful!"inevitably I get a DM from IT saying "please don't post that, it's a test."loteq: Oh! I'm so sorry, I didn't realize! I'll take it down right away! 🥺 And then I "forget" to take it down.

The Gartner Magic Quadrant is "magic" because no matter what company you make one for, they are always in the top right corner!

I'm going through my inbox to clean out the pager-duty alerts from overnight,(there are a lot) and before I got to the bottom of the first page, two more alerts came in.

@loteq - @PixelOccult is an amazing artist.

Two new users on the BBS. I'm thinking of limiting baud-rate to 1200 because I like the refresh rate on my P75's plasma screen.

Remember owning things? That was cool. <pays adobe creative cloud subscription fee>

You know how to pronounce loteq right? Just ask yourself "How would Ice-T say it?"