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Don't let the zombies out of the box! #Eurovision

Sorry Austria, but you need to be glad that you get through to the final automatically. Otherwise you'd be out in the semis. #Eurovision

Yes, nice stuff from Cyprus. It's not going to change their never-winning-Eurovision record, but it's a great song. And recognisably from the country it's representing too, rather than generic Eurorave. #Eurovision

I'm exhausted just watching Armenia. #Eurovision

If those post-it notes haven't all fallen off by the end of this performance I'm calling shenanigans. #Eurovision

@DJDarren Oh another one. I mentioned the theme to Mrs Losttourist who said "Rumours, jealousy and betrayal are the fundamental themes of country music, you must be able to find something suitable".

So I did a little research (i.e. mashed my fingers into the DuckDuckGo search box) and how about this one? "Rumor Has It" by Reba McEntire. Bonus if you watch the video because she has got amazing 1980s hair.
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@DJDarren obviously I Heard A Rumour by Banananananarama.
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Oof, what a voice. Let's see if the song & staging lives up to it. #Poland #Eurovision

Actually this is quite glorious from San Marino. Proper over-the-top #Eurovision pop.

This is the one featuring George O'Dowd, right?! #Eurovision

Germany's entry sounds very like a modern pop song but I can't quite think which one. Maybe a whole bunch of them really, it's sort of generic 2020s pop isn't it. Not that that's a bad thing.
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Montenegro continuing the vaguely Satanic theme started by Croatia. #Eurovision

That violin isn't even plugged in! #Eurovision

This performance is so Italian that three pizzas and a bottle of Amaretto have spontaneously appeared in my house!
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@jennyblenny I can't help thinking that Portugal didn't get the #Eurovision memo.

I don't have the foggiest idea what's going on -- and I don't think I want to -- but Greece are definitely doing the business. They'd get my vote if I could vote. #Eurovision

I'm sure I've seen this Croatian entry on an episode of Buffy, with Willow conjuring up spells. #Eurovision

Yeah this is a bit of a banger from Sweden. Good tunage! #Eurovision

Erk someone rein the cameraman in a bit please, the violent movement is making me feel a bit queasy. #Eurovision

Despite this opening montage, I'd be quite surprised if there is anyone who has actually watched all 70 #Eurovision shows live.