here's today's post: "shh! don’t wake Preznit Fuckwit, cabinet meetings make him sleepy" — Don Snoreleone snoozes again.
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from today's post:"every single one of these these act-first-and-think-never imbeciles like Donny and Plastered Pete and Liddle Marco Big-Shoes were so high on their own supply that they never imagined Iran would defend itself after being attacked. -
from today's post:"every single one of these these act-first-and-think-never imbeciles like Donny and Plastered Pete and Liddle Marco Big-Shoes were so high on their own supply that they never imagined Iran would defend itself after being attacked.from today's post:
"every single one of these these act-first-and-think-never imbeciles like Donny and Plastered Pete and Liddle Marco Big-Shoes were so high on their own supply that they never imagined Iran would defend itself after being attacked. how clownfuckingly naive is that?
look, I’m no military historian, but isn’t ‘fight back’ the one of the first rules of warfare? how can anyone claim to be shocked? it seems pretty goddamned obvious to me."
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from today's post:"it’s just one more instance of naked corruption to be thrown atop the giant shitpile of corruption that goes on every day in Dear Leader’s White House.here's today's post: "Taco Donny tries to taco his way out of war by announcing imaginary peace talks" — and someone made a killing trading off insider knowledge.
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from today's post:"it’s just one more instance of naked corruption to be thrown atop the giant shitpile of corruption that goes on every day in Dear Leader’s White House.from today's post:
"it’s just one more instance of naked corruption to be thrown atop the giant shitpile of corruption that goes on every day in Dear Leader’s White House. everything these goniffs do is engineered to shovel more money into the pockets of Donny, his family, and his cronies.
how much moolah did Preznit Fuckwit make off his own conveniently-timed announcement of his fictitious peace talks?
will we ever find out?"
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from today's post:"oh, fuck me.here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit still super big mad about that whole Pearl Harbor thing" — why didn’t anyone tell him?
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from today's post:"oh, fuck me.from today's post:
"oh, fuck me. he actually went there — and the stupid shit managed to make it all about himself. why didn’t Japan tell him about Pearl Harbor? how about because it happened five years before he was born.
Donny, already at the bottom of the decency barrel, always manages punch through to some new sub-basement of disgracefulness. he talks first and thinks never, and just blurts out whatever fuckbrained ass-hattery pops into his big pumpkin head."
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from today's post:"how screwed up is it that we’ve all normalized a bugfuck-nuts president conducting high-level foreign policy via his shitty app?here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckup now begging allies to help him win war he says he already won. wait, what?" — incoherent president wages incoherent war. what could possibly go wrong?
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from today's post:"how screwed up is it that we’ve all normalized a bugfuck-nuts president conducting high-level foreign policy via his shitty app?from today's post:
"how screwed up is it that we’ve all normalized a bugfuck-nuts president conducting high-level foreign policy via his shitty app? no other country on the planet has a leader who acts like this.
NONE OF THIS IS NORMAL."
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from today's post:"Piss-Drunk Pete Kegstand is super-obsessed with projecting an image of himself as some kind of Alpha Top Dog Lethal-As-Shit Warfighter™ — but let’s get real.here's today's post: Piss-Drunk Pete Kegstand! Larry Kudlow! Jeanine Pirro! it's the drunkest "this week in stupid" ever!
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from today's post:"Piss-Drunk Pete Kegstand is super-obsessed with projecting an image of himself as some kind of Alpha Top Dog Lethal-As-Shit Warfighter™ — but let’s get real.from today's post:
"Piss-Drunk Pete Kegstand is super-obsessed with projecting an image of himself as some kind of Alpha Top Dog Lethal-As-Shit Warfighter
— but let’s get real. the only thing Pete’s ever killed with his own bare hands has been a fifth of whiskey."
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from today's post:"for fuck’s sake, this is just what we need — another vanity project so a power-mad, broken-inside piss-baby can feel good about his own loser self.it’s called the ‘Shield of the Americas.’I know, right?from today's post:
"for fuck’s sake, this is just what we need — another vanity project so a power-mad, broken-inside piss-baby can feel good about his own loser self.
it’s called the ‘Shield of the Americas.’
I know, right? it sounds like something a ten-year-old boy would doodle on the cover of his notebook while he’s supposed to by paying attention in class. but it’s more than just a stupid name. it’s sort of a Sargent Fuckface’s Lonely Fascists Club Band."
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from today's post:"Dear Leader’s brain is overcooked scrambled eggs, and the word-adjacent noises that seep from his rancid anus-mouth are just a big ball of who the fuck even cares.here's today's post: "as the world burns, Preznit Fuckwit blithers about his Epstein Dance Hall" — let’s check in on the Four Horsemen of the Shitpocalypse.
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from today's post:"Dear Leader’s brain is overcooked scrambled eggs, and the word-adjacent noises that seep from his rancid anus-mouth are just a big ball of who the fuck even cares.from today's post:
"Dear Leader’s brain is overcooked scrambled eggs, and the word-adjacent noises that seep from his rancid anus-mouth are just a big ball of who the fuck even cares. drapes? who gives a shit about drapes?
to listen to Donny prattle on, you wouldn’t even know that right now, people are dying in an unnecessary, unprovoked and illegal war — one that he and his equally fucked-up friend Netanyahu started."
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from today's post:"here’s a huge mistake the worthless scribblers of the corporate-controlled press are making right now, as they cover Dear Leader’s Splendid Iran Adventure™: they’re treating Donny as if he were a rational actor who knows what he’s doingfrom today's post:
"here’s a huge mistake the worthless scribblers of the corporate-controlled press are making right now, as they cover Dear Leader’s Splendid Iran Adventure: they’re treating Donny as if he were a rational actor who knows what he’s doing.
spoiler alert: he’s not. he’s bugfuck nuts, in steep cognitive decline, and there is no plan. he’s making it all up as he goes along."
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from today's post:"Zohran Mamdani is so fucking good at playing Donny — because look at this: Mamdani got everything he wanted.here's today's post: "holy shit, Preznit Fuckwit just got Mamdominated" — this is how you do it.
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from today's post:"Zohran Mamdani is so fucking good at playing Donny — because look at this: Mamdani got everything he wanted.from today's post:
"Zohran Mamdani is so fucking good at playing Donny — because look at this: Mamdani got everything he wanted. he got the housing project funded — and he got the detained student freed. art of the fucking deal, am I right?
what did Donny get in return? a mocked-up newspaper front page with a value of zero. you easily-manipulated idiot."
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