@MostlyHarmless I mean... Is that so much to ask for!? Just a little murder mystery to calm the nerves.
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Why can't I find a doctor who will prescribe "sea air" for my nerves so I can spend a summer in a picturesque costal town in England "for my health" only to be caught up in a local scandal and forced to solve a murder? -
Iceland Air is running a search for the worst photographers in the world so they can fly them to Iceland to take photos of Iceland.@skinnylatte imagine being fired from this job because your pics arent bad enough. Truly devastating. A three-arc greek tragedy.
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Encountered a person on Mastodon who said Mastodon should be inclusive of "AI" users.@mcc Lunatics are taking over. Smh
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You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen.@drewtowler @selzero passing her nuts and seeing how she save them in her cheeks... best brunch ever.
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You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen.@selzero I want to eat brunch with her for some reason.
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🎺 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.@Mrfunkedude what? This doesnt apply to me! Outrageous !!