CIRCLE WITH A DOT

Seated next to the cutest pair of baby lesbians on the Eurostar and it makes me so happy to see people comfortably being themselves in a world that increasingly doesn’t want them to be

What a nice end to such a lovely and beautifully intense week

@seabass I just touched it up after it was dyed by a professional. Much easier. But still, you can do it yourself if you want to!

@Aepasek Thank you!

@d I’m making this hair colour my entire personality

@kechpaja If you get it done professionally first it’s easier to maintain and you don’t need to worry about the running (or getting it right the first time)

But aluminum foil, and sectioning the hair is really all you need to do. There’s a little bit of intentional blending that goes on as well, actually. It’s why my hair looks like a gradient; all the transitions occur because I deliberately blend the color by rubbing my hair to smush them together (at the transitions)

@realn2s Thanks! I’m scared to check the back of my head… but the back of my head is nobody’s business anyways so

Did I make good life choices yesterday? Arguably

Did I also refresh my hair colour at home, with no practice, for the first time ever… two days before back to back conferences?

Absolutely

There are two types of people:

Chaotic circadian rhythm gremlins who can’t fall asleep or wake up, need 7 alarms, and dread life

The blessed chosen, favoured by the gods, who naturally wake up whenever they need to without an alarm clock and are up early by default

… and they’re dating each other

@CorvidCrone I understand deeply how we got here. But this, out of context, reads so sad to me

Like surely there were better innovations we could’ve done as a judicial system…

@NanoBookReview It does but this is a shitpost, so

*me, sobbing hysterically* you can’t just call everything email!

*them, pressing M-x butterfly to send emoji encoded blockchain updates about your cars extended warranty over carrier pigeon*: this too, is email

Context, for those unaware of these cursed software features:

Reactions in Microsoft Outlook - Microsoft Support

(support.microsoft.com)

Reply to emails with emoji reactions - Computer - Gmail Help

Express yourself and quickly respond to emails with emojis. Add an emoji reaction In Gmail, you can find the emoji reaction option on each message. On your computer, go to

(support.google.com)

Poll: should “reaction emojis” (which are called reactji, apparently??) be considered a valid form of email, and should your email client let you send react-o-mail?

Like = fuck no

Repost = absolutely fuck not