CIRCLE WITH A DOT

@jalefkowit i use a competitor (xero) and it works okay for me but i have to say when i gave my tax guy the login he was like wtf is this

@vxo the last time i rented a car i think they threatened to charge $9.99/gal as a penalty if you didnt bring it back full.. that’s about to sound like a bargain

The prophecy has been fulfilled

Knitting pattern samples that go hard

@jalefkowit this is daniel pinkwater coded

I’m glad I don’t drive much because this tank of gas is going to have to last me until Pete Hegseth’s arrest and show trial

The reporter at raja krishnamoorthi’s watch party said they were charging $13 for water at the cash bar and sounded more pissed than i have ever heard a tv journalist be

WGN is so busted that theyre just showing a camera pointed at the AP election results website instead of making a graphic

@jalefkowit also the resignation letter people keep posting says israel was the puppetmaster behind the 2003 iraq war and i don't think that is true??

@jalefkowit finally we have the technology to yassify kirby in real time

Archaic indicators like “inflation” and “unemployment” are irrelevant now that we’re transitioning to an economy based entirely on asking chatgpt for gambling tips

@jalefkowit we're big fans! he's a big friendly scotsman who does sort of slow-paced videos mostly around the uk and europe and he mostly walks or takes public transit. he's an a fairly atypically fancy queen mary cruise right now but this recent isle of wight one is a good example of his usual style https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR4f5B35uoc

@jalefkowit have you seen steve marsh’s channel

Directional horror

@fen AGI has arrived

I'm glad we're turning every square foot of available land into data centers for this

@jalefkowit on my awooga shit

Another victory against the vile metric system

Thousands of people forming delusional 1-person math cults after talking to a computer simulacrum of human speech is some shit philip k dick would cross out because it’s too depressing