CIRCLE WITH A DOT

@Alice The kids are alright (Goldfinger)

What if Billie Jean was the Carribean Queen?

@HopelessDemigod TOPS-20 was a peoprietary operating system for the DEC PDP-10 sold from 1976 to 1988 and there was some history of use within DARPA and the military so I think it would be period appropriate

I was thinking there was a historical connection to CP/M but that was the unrelated and earlier TOPS-10 operating system

@HopelessDemigod I would have voted for DEC TOPS-20 if it were available

@frogglin @jalefkowit Harry Potter and the my dude if Hogwarts were real there would be a court order banning you from residing within 500 feet of it

@jalefkowit in the reboot of Demolition Man, you buy food at Taco Bell with your Universal Credit Monitoring

@djsundog makes you effing cry

@atax1a khruabingetes

The thing that bothers me about this year being special because of the Declaration of Infependence is that it anchors the identity of the residents of the United States to the American Revolution and the political class that came out of it on top

Setting aside the 300-odd years of fuckery in North America preceding the US Constitution…

[puffs cigar]

The idea that the US Government and the, for lack of a better term, American people are one and the same is a fiction that had for a long time served both well. Every day it becomes harder to ignore that the relationship has become much more unequal in whom it benefits

@picklemaddierix
BILLY: I dated this girl in high school, she kept trying to trick me into killing myself

@ai6yr
[puffs cigar] Sure, you could point out the punk ass judge should have ordered the agents jailed for contempt but

Who’s gonna detain them? Rusty the Bailiff?

Who let them in past the metal detectors?

Rusty’s in the group chat

@jalefkowit and Mario Puzo has the anatomically accurate ones of Sonny and the chick he was banging at Connie’s wedding

@jalefkowit If I were to go back and watch Part II I think I would see those in Fredo’s office

The Banksy dance is your chance to do the art

@breakfastgolem There is no Dana, only Poob

@jalefkowit
old and busted: pivot to ai
new hotness: pivot to ai porn

@jalefkowit so this technology upscales source to 4k, cranks up contrast and gamma, and then replaces foreground face with Aubrey Plaza. Can’t imagine hat kind of use case that video processing pipeline was originally developed for

@jalefkowit “No, no, no, no. I kill the bus driver.”

@jalefkowit
Pro: it’s a drunk Ron Swanson endorsement
Con: 33 mpg highway for a compact isn’t great these days

@geekysteven ngl when I found out that Whedon talks in real life the same way he writes all his characters I couldn’t enjoy it anymore