CIRCLE WITH A DOT

@maerlynofmiria at least it can't set her up with SpongeBob.

People BitLife thinks Morgan le Fay should date:

All the knights of the Round Table, every one ever mentioned in a legend, tale, or footnote:
King Arthur, Lancelot, Gawain, Percival, Galahad, Bors, Kay, Tristan, Mordred, Lamorak, Gareth, Gaheris, Palamedes, Bedivere, Lionel, Agravain, Dagonet, Yvain, Bleoberis, Safir, Calogrenant, Erec, Cliges, Palamides, Ector, Lionel of Beauvais, Caradoc, Dinadan, Sir RandomlyWho, Sir TotallyMadeUp, Sir YouForgotMe, Sir DefinitelyNotExisting, Sir WhoAmIAgain, Sir TooManyLegends, Sir OhAlsoMe, Sir GhostlyExtra, Sir WhyIsThisHere, Sir NeverMentionedBefore, Sir EndlessScroll, and literally every other knight you’ve ever read about or imagined.

Historical and random figures:
Alexander Hamilton, Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Napoleon Bonaparte, Julius Caesar, Cleopatra, Marie Antoinette, Leonardo da Vinci, Michelangelo, Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein, Nikola Tesla, Galileo, Aristotle, Socrates, Plato, Genghis Khan, Attila the Hun, William Shakespeare, Edgar Allan Poe, Jane Austen, Mark Twain, Steve Jobs, Tim Cook, Pat Sajak, Ken Jennings, Bob Barker, Alex Trebek, Abraham Lincoln’s ghost, George Washington’s dog, Viking Olaf, Viking Olaf’s cousin Olafrik, Viking Bjorn, random knight named Sir RandomName123, the entire cast of obscure historical footnotes, anyone ever mentioned in a dusty encyclopedia somewhere, your neighbor Larry, and also literally the Taco Costume Guy from 1987.

Modern celebrities and chaos picks:
Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Oprah, Bill Gates, LeBron James, Michael Jordan, Tom Hanks, Meryl Streep, Keanu Reeves, Bob Ross, anyone who hosted a game show, anyone who ever made a cameo on a sitcom, random TikTok influencer, that guy who streams obscure Minecraft challenges, random astronaut, anyone from the Olympics ever, and several entirely fictional people from franchises Morgan has never seen.

Hunger Games characters (including all the silly names):
Katniss Everdeen, Peeta Mellark, Gale Hawthorne, Effie Trinket, Haymitch Abernathy, Primrose Everdeen, Cinna, President Snow, Finnick Odair, Johanna Mason, Beetee Latier, Wiress, Boggs, Mags, Annie Cresta, Enobaria, Cashmere, Gloss, Brutus, Chaff, Seeder, Marvel, Messalla, Cashmere’s twin, random Capitol stylist named GlitterPants, extra Capitol citizen #47, extra Capitol citizen #328, and literally everyone else with a name that makes you go “Wait that’s actually a name?”

Divergent characters:
Tris Prior, Tobias Eaton, Four, Caleb Prior, Christina, Peter Hayes, Eric, Marcus Eaton, Jeanine Matthews, Evelyn Johnson, random Erudite background extras, Amity’s gardening club president, Dauntless sword instructor #3, Candor auditor #12, Abnegation council member who literally does nothing, and miscellaneous city-wide minor characters with names no one remembers.

Twilight characters:
Edward Cullen, Bella Swan, Jacob Black, Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale, Emmett Cullen, Carlisle Cullen, Esme Cullen, Victoria, James, Laurent, Seth Clearwater, Leah Clearwater, random vampire #4, random vampire #23, every member of the Volturi ever, background humans from Forks High School, and anyone from La Push who showed up in passing.

Disney characters:
Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Goofy, Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Cinderella, Prince Charming, Snow White, the Seven Dwarfs, Ariel, Prince Eric, Belle, Beast, Aladdin, Jasmine, Genie, Mulan, Mushu, Simba, Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, Elsa, Anna, Olaf, Kristoff, Hans, Gaston, Ursula, Maleficent, Scar, Jafar, Hades, Hercules, Megara, Hercules’ random classmates, Tarzan, Jane, the entire Lion Guard, Moana, Maui, Maui’s cousin whose name is literally never said, Pocahontas, John Smith, Quasimodo, Esmeralda, and every background animal or minor character ever named.

Harry Potter characters:
Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, Bellatrix Lestrange, Voldemort, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Percy Weasley, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Hagrid, Minerva McGonagall, Dolores Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Cho Chang, Cedric Diggory, Viktor Krum, Fleur Delacour, all the background Hogwarts students, every ghost, every magical creature, every extra professor, every minor Quidditch player with a dumb name, literally anyone ever listed in the extended wizarding universe fan guide, and random enchanted objects with sentience.

Everything else random that BitLife thinks is fair game:
Steve Jobs, Tim Cook, your weird cousin Larry, Pat Sajak again, Ken Jennings again, Bob Barker again, Alex Trebek again, Elon Musk again, a random AI chatbot named ChatGPT, literally anyone who ever appeared on Jeopardy, random game show contestants, random obscure historical figures whose names are barely pronounceable, the entire cast of Friends, characters from shows like The Office and Parks and Rec in background mode, minor characters from Marvel movies, Disney princes you forgot existed, random extra from Hunger Games Capitol, Twilight background high schoolers, and everyone else in history and fiction BitLife could possibly find.

People BitLife completely ignores, even though they exist and matter in Morgan’s life:
Merlin

Morgan’s reaction: NO. NOT HAPPENING. NO. DEFINITELY NOT YOU. NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT BITLIFE’S IDEA OF HISTORY. STOP.

She slammed the phone down, rolled her eyes, and whispered: “You know who I actually want. You know who actually matters. Not your algorithmic nightmare."

Got the Thrive Messenger thing. I'm evilcookies98, just like everywhere else

There's a subreddit for the Arthurian legends. How do I keep Morgan out of it? If she sees it, those people will learn something really fast. You, do, not, piss, off, Morgan le Fay.

Does anyone know if my hosting provider is back online? When I tried to pay my late bill a couple of weeks ago I kept getting this account suspended thing and it would not do anything different across any devices, even the ones I wasn't logged in on.