Correct. I can detect people sneaking up behind me by measuring my typo frequency.
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So what are the top murdertech companies at the moment?Oracle?
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I just read a sentence that referred to “the decades since” 2005 and I feel personally attacked.@benroyce @401matthall @overholt
I remember my kids referring to a request for help with homework as "seeking the wisdom of the ancients", or even "asking the ancestors" if they were feeling particularly scamp-like. They're teenagers now, so they only consider us ancient, not wise.
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US aircraft leave #Spain after government says bases cannot be used for #Iran attacks - #press
More of this. On the other hand, WTF Germany? You don't even have any bases near the current warcrime site. You guys just want to make sure you're recorded as having cheered it on, huh?Top marks for being both evil and lamely ineffective.