The news is so bleh. I want positive news, like:
“Billionaire Sentenced For Crimes Against Humanity, Environment”
“Epstein/ICE Nuremberg-Style Trials To Commence In The Hague This Summer”
“Nine SCOTUS Justices Impeached In Historic Senate Showdown”
“Petroleum CEOs Charged With Community Service, Stripped Of Holdings”
You know? Feel-good stories