I spend enough time going to the hardware store to buy random objects that I have thought about whether it would save money to just buy the store instead.
also then I could install a shop cat.
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my friends: we're going to the hardware store, do you need anything? -
my friends: we're going to the hardware store, do you need anything?my friends: we're going to the hardware store, do you need anything?
me: probably, but I can't remember what, why don't you just get me one of everything?
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help I ordered a new cpu but it came some-assembly-required@futurebird this would be perfect if not having *enough* impractical hobbies were my problem
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help I ordered a new cpu but it came some-assembly-requiredhelp I ordered a new cpu but it came some-assembly-required
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just another day of looking at the news and wondering what decade I’m living injust another day of looking at the news and wondering what decade I’m living in
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LMAO, while out walking the lake with my girlfriend, some neckbeard commented on the "soy boy" to his friends while pointing at me 💁🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️@irene @Legit_Spaghetti @alice soy makes you strong! strength crushes fascists! SOY!
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My cat's antidepressant prescription comes with a free toy every month.@aburka yes and yes
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My cat's antidepressant prescription comes with a free toy every month.also, yes, that is tuna flavored Prozac.
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My cat's antidepressant prescription comes with a free toy every month.My cat's antidepressant prescription comes with a free toy every month. Human pharmacies, take note.
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I haven't really been following what's going on with Palantir, but I'm just gonna go ahead and reiterate my rule "never trust a white man with a manifesto".@jawnsy @Perrin42 I did think about rewriting a bunch of my papers into clickbait format but never really got around to it
These SIX THINGS Could Be Increasing YOUR TAIL LATENCY, You'll Never Guess #5!
Network Admins Hate This ONE WEIRD TRICK to Improve Your PAXOS PERFORMANCE
RDMA Keeps Showing Up to Fix Problems Everyone Else Pretended Were Fine, EXPERTS ARE FURIOUS
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I haven't really been following what's going on with Palantir, but I'm just gonna go ahead and reiterate my rule "never trust a white man with a manifesto".I haven't really been following what's going on with Palantir, but I'm just gonna go ahead and reiterate my rule "never trust a white man with a manifesto".
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I want a custom #MechanicalkKeyboard keycap that says "Open The Pod Bay Doors"@itgrrl @ricci also, this reminds me of a story I recently learned about and had been meaning to post about. Did you know that Margaret Hamilton used to bring her daughter to the lab when she was working nights and weekends, and let her play with the AGC simulator?
Her daughter crashed the simulator by accidentally invoking program 01 and resetting the guidance system to believe it was back on the launch pad.
Hamilton felt that was a pretty serious bug but was told "no, there's no way a trained astronaut would accidentally do that."
A trained astronaut did, in fact, do precisely that while Apollo 8 was on the way back from the moon.
She was allowed to fix it for Apollo 9.
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I want a custom #MechanicalkKeyboard keycap that says "Open The Pod Bay Doors" -
I want a custom #MechanicalkKeyboard keycap that says "Open The Pod Bay Doors" -
I want a custom #MechanicalkKeyboard keycap that says "Open The Pod Bay Doors"@ricci genuinely surprised these guys don’t make one; would you settle for the pumpkin spice chemtrail controls?
PUMPKIN SPICE DISCHARGE PANEL
BEHOLD THE PUMPKIN SPICE DISCHARGE PANEL! HOLD ONTO YOUR CINNAMON-COVERED HORSES AND PREPARE TO EXPERIENCE AUTUMN LIKE NEVER BEFORE WITH OUR EXTRAORDINARY CONVERSATION PIECE AND FULLY OPERABLE CONTROL PANEL! From the whimsical minds that brought you the Jewish Space Laser, Chemtrail Activation, Release the Kraken/Karen
Concord Aerospace (www.concordaerospace.com)