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@luc0x61 Fair enough.
And yes, I'll believe almost everything at this point, though your example is definitely one of the more bizarre ones.
I once had to work with an API we paid good money for, which essentially was configurable through bit flags via `?options=<32-digit or so binary string>`. And to generate that option string they gave you an Excel sheet.
@RueNahcMohr Works fine as-is. The Makefile targets `-std=c23` where `true` is an actual keyword. Unless I misunderstood your intention here.
@nabijaczleweli You glorious madman, have a follow 
@prlg Always Nord theme, on everything. I even made one for the OCaml's utop so it looks less out of place in my terminal:
@luc0x61 Really? A cartoon calling it an "extremely bad idea" and an implementation covering a handful of tags wasn't enough of an indication that this was not a serious post?
@aartaka Love the cursors, instant follow. Keep the web weird!
@mirabilos It won't escape and won't do many other things anyone would reasonably want. It's just a late night shitpost.
@malwareminigun Does the first image not make it clear that this is not a serious post?
@fx You might be the right kind of person to find https://learnbchs.org interesting then.
@hirunatan Yeah, there are plenty of versions of this in all kinds of languages. But most of them have actual syntactic macros working on an AST, not just simple text replacement.
@siguza Maximum cursed is what I was going for, so yes. If you prefer CGI and another web server you could use kcgi:
@ryanc I'm just trying to avoid getting nerd sniped into spending any more time on this. I have a much bigger preprocessor abuse planned 
@dragonfi@jsteuernagel.de $DEITY no, I'd never want to actually work with this outside of a little late-night hack session.
@ryanc Please don’t give me ideas 
@schaf That's exactly what the lolsob emoji is for.
@m3tti Depends on your definition of "works" I'd not be inclined to actually use this.
@jwo Yup, kotlinx.html. Rust has https://maud.lambda.xyz. There's plenty of precedent, but that doesn't make this specific late night digression a good idea.
@sashin Rust having proper macros makes this a lot easier, see e.g. https://maud.lambda.xyz
