CIRCLE WITH A DOT

@lowqualityfacts

Galapagosian tortoise - nice tight spiral, good distance, mediocre bounce, uncontrollable trajectory, some toe breakage - not recommended.

@libreoffice

And the all powerful lord of the internet rose from his ancient and dusty throne amid a million discarded, and just as ancient, AGP and PCI graphics cards and SDRAM sticks,.

And he blessed the CPUs of the faithful, even those slot 1 and socket 370 Pentium III's and Celerons from the late nineties.

And he spake thusly:

"Thou shalt always boost open source software. For open source is one in the eye for the mega corps and that is good."

Then he ate a banana, farted and fell asleep in front of the TV.