@Geri Stay safe!
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Off to jolly old London to march about and shout things and wave bits of unironed cloth attached to sticks -
very sprawl.@moonrabbit “Draw me like one of your French cats…”
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Can I ask you a question?@catsalad Why not?

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Can I ask you a question?@catsalad I was young and needed the money. Don’t judge me!

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Is this real?@flexghost Just when you think he can’t be any more insensitive, crass, idiotic and repugnant… 🤮 #RemoveHim
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Today I am older than I was yesterday by one whole number.@britt Happy birthday, then.

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Today's #Muppets GIF of the Day is...@GIFS_of_Puppets This is the most disturbing thing I’ve seen since I accidentally watched the news this morning. 🤨
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I just managed to make another watchface, this time (pun intended) it's always 11 AM, but the timezone changes every hour to where it's 11 AM in the world.@koenvh @EveHasWords Surely you’d set it for 5 o’clock and spend all day getting completely wankered.

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#StarTrek@nocontexttrek What kinda pose is that from that woman on the left?!?

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If you're continuing to wear a mask to protect yourself and others around you, thank you.@amorablackrose @Trenton_Hoshiko Never stopped wearing mine at work, long after everyone else did. 🫤
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The first two interior paintings in the hedgehog feeding station.@babe Maybe hedgehogs are more into sculpture than painting.

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The first two interior paintings in the hedgehog feeding station.@babe Do your visitors pay any attention to your artwork or are they too focused on the food to care? (Which is just rude, if you ask me)
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I am the navigator of a cargo vessel.@fesshole Hope you’re not sailing anywhere near Iran just now.

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Usain Bolt only has 8 toes.@lowqualityfacts Makes him lighter as well.
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Worked for an independent BMW/MINI retailer & if you ever had a full stop, after your name on a letter or invoice it wasn't a typo.@fesshole If you drive a BMW, you’re already an arsehole. 🤨
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Well, last night was certainly a clusterfuck.@floofpaldi Jeez, sorry to hear that! Hope you and everyone are ok.

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Well, last night was certainly a clusterfuck.@floofpaldi If you had a good time then at least it wasn’t wasted.
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Im terrified AI will eventually enable us to communicate with our pets, and I'll find out my cat's an arsehole who hates me.@fesshole On the plus side, it might not be just cats.

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This little birb always makes me smile!@Lorraine So much floof!

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Good morning.@Naich Surely, you’d blow into the cat’s ass to get a better sound.
