CIRCLE WITH A DOT

@batkaren So that hot dense ball of iron is an Intestinal Blockage.And the Crab Nebula is the remnant of Explosive Stellar Diarrhea.I can aleady hear William Burroughs grumbling in his shack on the edge of The City of the Dead in the Westenlands

@batkaren Not to mention that the average distance from Earth to the Sun is 1 astronomical unit.

I look around the person ahead of me to find a long queue stretching into the distance. I turn back to the person behind me. “Do we even know what this line’s for?” I ask.“I think they’re screening for alien DNA?” they say.“… … Oh,” I reply, overly casually, then side-step towards the woods.

@batkaren This made me think of "Captain and Measle" too