@anon_opin donkey bray for compost bin
Possum scream for landfill bin
Ray Stevens It's Me Again Margaret for recycle bin
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#PSA: posting photos and videos of your kids online ensures they'll never be able to meaningfully opt out of privacy invasion.@alice one of my friends sent me her oldest child's first dick pick.
Poor kid wasn't even hatched yet!
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Favorite condiment@InsiderTreat @catsalad er-ga-bled! er-ga-bled!
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Have US airports always been a concentrated dose of American dystopia or has it just been O'Hare and everything post-9/11?@arclight it's a ruse
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Pro-tip ol’ buddy: publicly announcing your war criming before criming is not recommended.@mcnado you spelled rapey pedophile wrong, but that's my only editorial comment
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Well, I have now been quoted calling SpaceX "fuckweasels" in a real publication by real journalists: https://au.pcmag.com/ai/116598/spacex-to-start-small-with-1-million-satellite-plan-pushes-back-on-critics@sundogplanets don't forget to remind them of your familiarity with bullshit
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LOOK AT MY CAT@dramypsyd looks skeptical of me
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‘Pokémon Go’ players unknowingly trained delivery robots with 30 billion images.@alice @cyberlyra grr argh
Kaiju heroes
Yeet them home
To the place
They belong
Cthonic orbits
Meteor craters
Yeet them time
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You fucked up, Donald.https://youtube.com/shorts/H0QP68bu0wo@tod again
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I don't post about being a nonbinary tomboy enough. -
I don't post about being a nonbinary tomboy enough. -
I don't post about being a nonbinary tomboy enough. -
I don't post about being a nonbinary tomboy enough. -
I don't post about being a nonbinary tomboy enough. -
I don't post about being a nonbinary tomboy enough. -
@xtaran asks:@ascentale @xtaran @bikenite oh, and a picket fence because I wore out my snow chains in the middle of a snow commute
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@xtaran asks:@ascentale @xtaran @bikenite A2
Broken handlebar, wallowed out crank, chain (bad maintenance on my part), broken helmet (garage door failure while I was walking under), a stop sign (leaned on and found out the wooden post was rotten) -
Mastodon, you are a influence...@MsHearthWitch @brennen the sky is blue, usually
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At work the discussed our intense desire for Oracle to be the first to eat it in the collapse*, follow by Meta and xAI.@tankgrrl those fuckers took a 20 million dollar contract to replace my 3 million dollar outfit when I was 23.
My outfit brought in 24 million net. 80 million gross. On 4 Intel 486 servers. It was 12 million just to build out the server system for the "upgrade"
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At work the discussed our intense desire for Oracle to be the first to eat it in the collapse*, follow by Meta and xAI.@tankgrrl it won't bring back Solaris or Alpha Micro or NeXt, but it'll take away some of the sting