"intentional backdoor", read that again.

[ghostonthehalfshell@masto.ai]

@koen_hufkens

Buterlian Jihad every day and always

[clutch_lever@mastodon.social]

@koen_hufkens i feel like a vegan reading ingredients whenever i buy any silly stupid little gadget lately.....

does it need a proprietary app to work?

will it work without the app? why does it need wifi, and will it work without it?

does the app need a login....? and will it try to sell me a monthly subscription??

can i run my own code on it? #foss ??

.....why the fuck does a toaster need a screen, unless it is showing me video of my toast, and why the fuck would i need to see that?

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@koen_hufkens @TomDB You are expecting them to bet on a garden center having qualified technical people who can repair a robot with an embedded operating system.

Not exactly what they're known for.

I mean...I'm so sick of IT that I'm doing yard work now. I even applied for a counter position at a small engine repair shop. But these guys can't bet on finding someone like me at EVERY garden center.

[alandvalonline@mastodon.social]

@koen_hufkens "Backdoor Surprise" has a totally different meaning from the one I heard growing up.

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@TallSimon @koen_hufkens My 06 ranger blew something. Now it goes bang bang bang and blows blue smoke out it's ass.

So now I have a 96 Civic. It has a cassette tape player. The radio has rotary pots and mechanical memory buttons. It doesn't even have power windows.

Both have computers but they're dumb and unconnected.

I'll get that ranger going again.

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@adavid @koen_hufkens Didn't that ship stay up and running for many millions of years with only a robot and a cat to keep it company?

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@dalias @koen_hufkens When I was working BCI someone decided that the log files the driver for the head unit create needed to be encrypted for privacy reasons.

I was worried that a log file could be analyzed to get the key if we just naively approached this. I didn't think regular encryption methods would work and we needed to look stuff up.

What did they decide to go with? XOR each line against a hard coded word. Then of course document that in detail for regulatory purposes.

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@dalias @koen_hufkens FWIW, my actual recommendation is that we make sure not to put any patient information in the log file. Bing bang boom...done.

Failing that though, and just having to have this feature, I wanted to make sure we applied at least SOME engineering to it.

Oh well.

[chu@climatejustice.social]

@clutch_lever @koen_hufkens

I honestly wonder what the breakdown is of people who will refuse any kind of smart appliance, those who don't really want it but shrug because of lack of options, and those who fully embrace having their fridge sing songs to them.

[manuel@iosdev.space]

@koen_hufkens @lisamelton I mean, it’s not like it’s got blades attached and can move autonomously - oh, wait.