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One of the things I like about The Onion, to which I pay cash money for the print version, is the "ads"

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  • fenixmaster@mastodon.socialF fenixmaster@mastodon.social

    @VoiceofDuum At that time fusion energy will work.

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    @fenixmaster @VoiceofDuum i would be surprised ๐Ÿ˜…

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    • bjarkess@mastodon.socialB bjarkess@mastodon.social

      @fenixmaster @VoiceofDuum i would be surprised ๐Ÿ˜…

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      @bjarkess Our sun will go into a novae in about 5 million years. You cannot be surprised because you aren't there anymore.

      @VoiceofDuum

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      • dienstag@norden.socialD dienstag@norden.social

        @VoiceofDuum
        Forgot that, when she does, living on earth will end too, did they.
        Gripping for (very weak) straws.

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        @Dienstag @VoiceofDuum That's the joke, yes.

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        • voiceofduum@mindly.socialV voiceofduum@mindly.social

          One of the things I like about The Onion, to which I pay cash money for the print version, is the "ads"

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          @VoiceofDuum ahahah

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          • voiceofduum@mindly.socialV voiceofduum@mindly.social

            One of the things I like about The Onion, to which I pay cash money for the print version, is the "ads"

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            @VoiceofDuum this is good ๐Ÿ™‚

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            • artharg@mastodon.nlA artharg@mastodon.nl

              @aerofreak @VoiceofDuum No, more because a nuclear winter would come with a substantial reduction in demand for energy.

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              @ArtHarg
              ๐Ÿ˜‚ Now I've got you.
              Been a bit slow on the uptake.

              @VoiceofDuum

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              • voiceofduum@mindly.socialV voiceofduum@mindly.social

                One of the things I like about The Onion, to which I pay cash money for the print version, is the "ads"

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                @VoiceofDuum
                Is it a true ad? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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                • voiceofduum@mindly.socialV voiceofduum@mindly.social

                  One of the things I like about The Onion, to which I pay cash money for the print version, is the "ads"

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                  @VoiceofDuum @dabertime Iโ€™ve subscribed to print now for 2 years. Never fails that I get a bust-out-loud-laugh from it. Very seriously though, the need for humor has never been stronger.

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                  • voiceofduum@mindly.socialV voiceofduum@mindly.social

                    One of the things I like about The Onion, to which I pay cash money for the print version, is the "ads"

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                    @VoiceofDuum TIL there was a print version!

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                    • voiceofduum@mindly.socialV voiceofduum@mindly.social

                      One of the things I like about The Onion, to which I pay cash money for the print version, is the "ads"

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                      @VoiceofDuum The answer seems obvious to me. When the sun explodes, we'll all have more solar power than we can possibly use for the rest of our lives.

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                      • robinsyl@meow.socialR robinsyl@meow.social

                        @VoiceofDuum TIL the onion still has a print version

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                        @robinsyl @VoiceofDuum They reintroduced it recently, either 2025 or 2024
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                        • cobalt123@beige.partyC cobalt123@beige.party

                          @VoiceofDuum @dabertime Iโ€™ve subscribed to print now for 2 years. Never fails that I get a bust-out-loud-laugh from it. Very seriously though, the need for humor has never been stronger.

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                          @cobalt123 @VoiceofDuum @dabertime I should probably do this, too. I could use a good laugh in the mail.

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                          • voiceofduum@mindly.socialV voiceofduum@mindly.social

                            One of the things I like about The Onion, to which I pay cash money for the print version, is the "ads"

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                            @VoiceofDuum I still think about the column about Terry` Gross doing Fresh Air interviews whilst driving Ubers, daily

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                            • ddgulledge@social.linux.pizzaD ddgulledge@social.linux.pizza

                              @VoiceofDuum The answer seems obvious to me. When the sun explodes, we'll all have more solar power than we can possibly use for the rest of our lives.

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                              @ddgulledge @VoiceofDuum

                              the rest of our very short lives

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                              • thepoliticalcat@mastodon.socialT thepoliticalcat@mastodon.social

                                @VoiceofDuum You know, I love that, but all the air goes out of it when you remember it won't happen for, like, what, 4 BILLION years? Aramco might not even exist in a decade.

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                                @thepoliticalcat @VoiceofDuum I'm pretty sure that's the joke?

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                                • artharg@mastodon.nlA artharg@mastodon.nl

                                  @aerofreak @VoiceofDuum Some people have always said that nuclear energy would make the energy crisis go away.

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                                  @ArtHarg @aerofreak @VoiceofDuum it's worth remembering that nuclear power and nuclear weapons are drastically different things, and nuclear power is not going to cause nuclear winter unless a lot of things go wrong ๐Ÿ˜… unironically, if nuclear winter happens and solar panels stop working, nuclear power might actually help with that ๐Ÿ˜ญ here's hoping we never need to seriously have that discussion, because we focus on degrowth and also don't put all our energy eggs in one basket

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                                  • martinvermeer@fediscience.orgM martinvermeer@fediscience.org

                                    @mxchara @VoiceofDuum Nah, this is a billions-of-years thing. They don't do billions of years.

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                                    @martinvermeer @VoiceofDuum they might think the Sun will explode tomorrow when Jesus comes back

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                                      @ArtHarg @aerofreak @VoiceofDuum it's worth remembering that nuclear power and nuclear weapons are drastically different things, and nuclear power is not going to cause nuclear winter unless a lot of things go wrong ๐Ÿ˜… unironically, if nuclear winter happens and solar panels stop working, nuclear power might actually help with that ๐Ÿ˜ญ here's hoping we never need to seriously have that discussion, because we focus on degrowth and also don't put all our energy eggs in one basket

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                                      @raphaelmorgan @aerofreak @VoiceofDuum The major difference between them is the timescale on which the nuclear energy is released. All the rest is either control or consequence ๐Ÿ™‚

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                                      • sposadelvento@mastodon.unoS sposadelvento@mastodon.uno

                                        @VoiceofDuum
                                        Is it a true ad? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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                                        @sposadelvento @VoiceofDuum No. In about 5 billion years the sun's core supply of H will have been mostly converted to He via nuclear fusion that currently provides us with energy, & then the sun will expand to become a red giant with its surface just inside the Earth's orbit. At that point the core will engage in a He -> C fusion reaction. After a few hundred million years the core will be choked up with C and then it will collapse to become a white dwarf star. 1/3 #astronomicalTruths

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                                        • treestarman@mastodon.socialT treestarman@mastodon.social

                                          @sposadelvento @VoiceofDuum No. In about 5 billion years the sun's core supply of H will have been mostly converted to He via nuclear fusion that currently provides us with energy, & then the sun will expand to become a red giant with its surface just inside the Earth's orbit. At that point the core will engage in a He -> C fusion reaction. After a few hundred million years the core will be choked up with C and then it will collapse to become a white dwarf star. 1/3 #astronomicalTruths

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                                          @sposadelvento @VoiceofDuum The most important determinant of stellar evolution is stellar mass. Massive blue stars run through fusion reactions up to Fe & then explode in supernovae, & the whole process takes just a few million years. Fe is the energy well of the universe. Fusion of lighter elements yields energy, while fission of heavier ones yields energy. Tiny red dwarfs don't reach the He -> C stage, but take hundreds of billions of years to become white dwarfs. 2/3 #astronomicalTruths

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