Thanks printer, that cheered me up

[okolobos@sociale.network]

@Natasha_Jay how can toner help if life is almost over?

[geschichtenundmeer@hessen.social]

@oKolobos @Natasha_Jay And why should I care? For my remaining time black ink is good enough.

[petergray@mastodon.green]

@Natasha_Jay Looks like evolution is resetting to the cyanobacteria. (Archaean era, here we come.)

[donutage@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay In retrospect, hiring Werner Herzog to write our technical documentation was not a great move.

[lizette603_23@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay This reminds me of the first atm I ever used, when they were very new. In New Jersey....I punched in my transaction choice and saw the row of dots and waited....the first words that came across the screen were..........I'M WORKIN ON IT

[iodomi@infosec.exchange]

@Natasha_Jay CALL A NURSE!! WE NEED A CYAN TONER DRIP!!!!

[deberupts@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay As a legacy model, these are generally found as refurbished units, making toner harder to order. It's life may be actually over. RIP

(Part of my leadership responsibilities in healthcare was reviewing and signing purchase/lease agreements for office printers)

[shiitaketoast@beige.party]

@Natasha_Jay It wants to use the cyan toner to make cyanide. Don’t let it!

[caman@connectop.us]

@Natasha_Jay In that case, I’d rather spend the $265 on a nice steak and a couple of martinis than on a new toner cartridge.

[hyperboreal@mastodon.world]

@Natasha_Jay Maximum Overdrive.

[riaresists@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay

[prex@livellosegreto.it]

@Natasha_Jay "what would you do if you had only 24 hourse to live?"

[de_minimis@infosec.exchange]

@oKolobos @Natasha_Jay It's cheaper to buy a new printer than the ink.

[niekvleeuwen@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay after replacement
'Life realigned'

[wtl@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay @catsalad Pretty sure if I had an indication my life was coming to an end, changing the printer toner would be near the bottom of my todo list.

[guillotine_jones@beige.party]

@Natasha_Jay
Even the office equipment is depressed by our current timeline.

[hector@sharkey.world]

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt

LOL, I find that funny, so it would cheer me up!

#TheLittleThings

[sundew@beige.party]

@Natasha_Jay Like cyan toner, this too shall pass.

[numodular@c.im]

@Natasha_Jay Were you too depressed to press the doomscrolling button?

[jab01701mid@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay Once about 15 years ago, I found a "Waiting to Expire" sticker in a (abandoned) IT machine room where the backup tapes were kept on a shelf, and I relocated that sticker to my office desk (when I had an office desk).