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When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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  • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

    When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

    an0key@chaos.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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    @evacide I still recall when in perm world, end of year reviews - what are your targets for next year? to make it that I never have to fill out these poxy forms again…

    Setup my own co 12 years ago 🤣

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    • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

      When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

      dsalo@digipres.clubD This user is from outside of this forum
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      @evacide and swords? you could also hand out swords.

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      • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

        When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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        #5

        @evacide I've never actually been asked this, but I feel like all I'd be able to talk about is probabilities, with the likeliest ones that I'd be in the basically the same spot because the people who run the companies I work for are generally fucking morons who dont' even know they should learn how to look for and appreciate invisible work.

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        • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

          When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

          ryan@m29.usR This user is from outside of this forum
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          #6

          @evacide Everybody believes they are the hero of their own story.

          Not me! I firmly recognize I am the NPC which you think is about to give you a main quest, but is really just there for flavor text.

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          • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

            When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

            urbanedm@yeg.bikeU This user is from outside of this forum
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            #7

            @evacide I feel like this depends heavily on the interviewer. I would definitely be intrigued. Plus, bog aside, what is management if not distributing (mostly very dull) quests that players nonetheless grind through to earn the reward.

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            • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

              When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

              justinderrick@mstdn.caJ This user is from outside of this forum
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              @evacide I mean, would you even want to work there if they don’t think that’s a cute / funny / nerdy answer?

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              • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

                glennf@zeppelin.flightsG This user is from outside of this forum
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                @evacide On an off-world colony, watching C-beams glitter.

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                • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                  When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

                  emma@orbital.horseE This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @evacide on a hab, orbiting Miranda.

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                  • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                    When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

                    groxx@hachyderm.ioG This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @evacide sounds like a job worth rejecting

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                    • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                      When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

                      thriftwicker@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @evacide People still think there are at least 5 years left?!

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                      • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                        When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                        @evacide

                        They also get really upset when you respond "Looking through the selection of your office equipment at the public auction" for some reason.

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                        • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                          When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                          @evacide yeah well how are you gonna get a job handing out sick bog quests if you don't self promote?

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                          • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                            When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                            @evacide @ireneista This is very nearly a valid description of someone who hires contractors from the Google office in Mountain View (on the Shoreline wetlands)

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                            • dsalo@digipres.clubD dsalo@digipres.club

                              @evacide and swords? you could also hand out swords.

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                              @dsalo @evacide would certainly make better choices for rulers these days.

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                              • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                                When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

                                netzblockierer@tech.lgbtN This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @evacide I always answer

                                That's classified

                                And that is the truth…

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                                • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                                  When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

                                  utf_7@mastodon.socialU This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #18

                                  @evacide

                                  "on your chair"

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                                  • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                                    When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                                    #19

                                    @evacide
                                    So, project management.

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                                    • ryan@m29.usR ryan@m29.us

                                      @evacide Everybody believes they are the hero of their own story.

                                      Not me! I firmly recognize I am the NPC which you think is about to give you a main quest, but is really just there for flavor text.

                                      utf_7@mastodon.socialU This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #20

                                      @ryan @evacide

                                      me too. once in high school we were asked to write an essay(?) which film character fits us the most (with arguments of course)

                                      in a star wars movie (cannot recall which) you saw two guys in the background cleaning a window.

                                      i've never seen such a compassionate facial expression when teacher handed me the essay back

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                                      • an0key@chaos.socialA an0key@chaos.social

                                        @evacide I still recall when in perm world, end of year reviews - what are your targets for next year? to make it that I never have to fill out these poxy forms again…

                                        Setup my own co 12 years ago 🤣

                                        utf_7@mastodon.socialU This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @an0key @evacide

                                        staying alive in the fist place

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                                        • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                                          When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

                                          johannab@cosocial.caJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #22

                                          @evacide probably not, but now I have a new retirement goal, thanks!!!

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