Microsoft Copilot terms of service have been updated to include this gem: "Copilot is for entertainment purposes only."

[stilts@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog
"Let me-eeeeee entertain you" -- Satya Nadella... probably.

[sodiboo@gaysex.cloud]

@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social ah yes, Microsoft Copilot 365: my favorite Entertainment Software Suite

[modris@mastodon.ie]

@GossiTheDog If I want entertainment, I won’t be asking Copilot, which has been banished from my computers anyway.. So many better ways to entertain myself!

[jer@chirp.enworld.org]

@fuzzyfuzzyfungus @jt_rebelo @GossiTheDog At the end of that commercial I imagine the guy being unable to pay his rent because the budget that copilot hallucinated for him to bring back the $1 slice doesn't add up and he's been losing .75 on every slice he sells

[simonzerafa@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog

Smells like a pending lawsuit in the offing ...

[dnkboston@apobangpo.space]

@GossiTheDog And who among us wasn't already thinking fun and giggles when we were working with Excel?

[cityhallin@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog This part makes it sound like a little dictator buddy.

"IMPORTANT DISCLOSURES & WARNINGS...

- WITHOUT LIMITING SECTION 12 OF THE MICROSOFT SERVICES AGREEMENT IN ANY WAY, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF CLARITY, WE DO NOT MAKE ANY WARRANTY OR REPRESENTATION OF ANY KIND ABOUT COPILOT. For example, we can’t promise that any Copilot’s Responses won’t infringe someone else’s rights (like their copyrights, trademarks, or rights of privacy) or defame them. You are solely responsible if you choose to publish or share Copilot’s Responses publicly or with any other person."

[raulinbonn@social.treehouse.systems]

@GossiTheDog Well, well. The ideal "productivity booster" for any business-related activity using a Windows PC, which Microslop has been pushing desperately and obsessively onto every Windows user on the planet, in fact even onto hardware, demanding a new key on keyboards from laptop-manufacturing partners, now turns out to be "for entertainment purposes only." Well, well, well, you don't say...

New Microslop motto to expect next ought to be therefore something like: "Entertainment, the new key to business productivity"

[stoori@polyglot.city]

@GossiTheDog so, if my boss tells me to use copilot, can i refuse by pointing out that it's for entertainment purposes only and shouldn't be used for work?

[ph7831@pouet.chapril.org]

@screwturn @GossiTheDog I hope you wrote this message using copilot !

[ansible42@social.ridetrans.it]

@GossiTheDog

[theonedoc@tech.lgbt]

@GossiTheDog well I do always laugh a lot when people talk about the garbage so ‍️

[jackcole@mstdn.social]

@GossiTheDog Entertaining only if you enjoy masochism.

[sasyecat@mstdn.social]

@GossiTheDog

And I still won't use it.

[monsieur_lepetit@toot.community]

@GossiTheDog
new desktop icon: ‍

[oliver_schafeld@mastodon.online]

It was named Visual *Studio* Code for a reason.

Code, linter, action!

[fedihacker@masto.es]

@GossiTheDog Nobody reads that.

[angiebaby@mas.to]

@GossiTheDog

Copilot: Securing it's place alongside 1-900 fortune tellers.

[angiebaby@mas.to]

@GossiTheDog

"I always need a little entertainment while using ... Notepad."

[screwturn@mastodon.social]

@PH7831

Perish the thought

@GossiTheDog