holy shit #AppleEvent #WWDC

[lettuce@mas.to]

i dont use Siri ever but my parents are gonna love this shit

[lettuce@mas.to]

[looking at frye splatoon porn]
"Hey Siri, what is this?"

[lettuce@mas.to]

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[lettuce@mas.to]

built in vibe-coding extensions for safari, sheeeeesh

[lettuce@mas.to]

apple can tell you over and over again that all this is private and on-device but it still feels super invasive

"Siri can automatically sign in to your bank account and change your compromised password!" iiiiiiiiiiiiick

[lettuce@mas.to]

"Select an image element and tell Siri to resize it!" Oh nononononoonon HAHAHAHAHA

[rinavolpina@rubber.social]

@lettuce why would you EVER trust thissssssss

[lettuce@mas.to]

"Hey siri my dumbass 4 year old moved her face away from the camera when i took this photo, please fix it"

[lettuce@mas.to]

bye bye tim apple

[lettuce@mas.to]

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