You can’t make this shit up.

[theriac@plasmatrap.com]

@wolfgangbremer@mastodon.social

[elricofmelnibone@mastodon.social]

@wolfgangbremer Make sure to use an organic, peeled carrot with a flared end. And lube it up with plenty of organic rapeseed oil.

[polypunk@punkstodon.de]

@wolfgangbremer Real source: https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/us-government-grok-nutrition

[tomf@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@wolfgangbremer No fan of AI, but In this case it was specifically asked for advice on rectal use of vegetables. You get what you asssssk for!

[fosdembsd@mastodon.bsd.cafe]

@wolfgangbremer It's official now, we live in parody. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug5jVUv5V_A

[amdg2@diaspodon.fr]

@wolfgangbremer https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/us-government-grok-nutrition nice

[hcbunny@beige.party]

@wolfgangbremer

Okay, but let's keep in mind not EVERYONE is smart enough to know about narrow end insertion.

[catwoman69y2k@meow.social]

@wolfgangbremer I guess Grok needs a side hobby? Stripping all those women non-consensually and making CSAM isnt enough.

[mchollander@mastodon.chasalin.nl]

@wolfgangbremer I mean "stick it where the sun don't shine" is a good old fashioned staple of the American diet.

[spzb@infosec.exchange]

@wolfgangbremer more like “nutrition butt”, amirite?

I’ll be here all week, try the veg!