A project to monitor billionaire private jet travel to provide early warning of the Apocalypse is now online and next week will offer a subscription-based alert system you can sign up for.

[adwright@mastodon.social]

A project to monitor billionaire private jet travel to provide early warning of the Apocalypse is now online and next week will offer a subscription-based alert system you can sign up for.

The idea seems sound. The billionaires are easily spooked, will probably get advance notice of whatever, then will fly off double time to their hidey-holes and bunkers, and this will show up as a sudden spike in billionaire air travel, letting the rest of us know shit's incoming.

Apocalypse Early Warning System

Local dashboard for monitoring tracked-aircraft concurrent-activity anomaly signals.

(ews.kylemcdonald.net)

[chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca]

@adwright @crispius love this

[brandonscript@appdot.net]

@adwright you know, we could repurpose this same system to proactively prevent the apocalypse in the first place? Just wait until they're all in the same place and then... @chris

[noplasticshower@infosec.exchange]

@adwright lol