Tank, I need an exit.

[sempf@infosec.exchange]

@mrgrumpymonkey Reminder of a simpler time, perhaps.

[zatha@mastodon.social]

@Sempf
Can I please come with?
I'm tired of this version of the matrix.

[notasnek@infosec.exchange]

@Sempf cooler than a penguin wearing a leather jacket.

[aburka@hachyderm.io]

@Sempf make sure you place it gently on the ground as you disappear, otherwise the sidewalk might be destroyed and reveal our operation

[bobdevney@wandering.shop]

@Sempf @Verna

Not like this. Not like this.

[doraii@furry.engineer]

@Sempf Is this your daily driver! I love me some KaiOS

[nom@mk.spook.social]

@Sempf@infosec.exchange Banana-pilled.

[doraii@furry.engineer]

@blogdiva @Sempf I've heard great things about Sunbeam's Horizon line, but I'm poor so I just got a TCL Flip 3, which is similar but has loads of bloatware.

[dnparadice@mastodon.social]

@Sempf I wish I had that phone, I have been looking for a practical dumb phone for a bit but all of them miss the mark. I just want to sync my contacts but not have a screen that you can use for anything besides making phone calls and playing music. They are either too dumb, too geriatric or too expensive.

[sempf@infosec.exchange]

@doraii Not anymore. The keypad went janky and I shelved it. I carry a Nothing 3 now. It's good. They are leaning into AI a lot which is kinda anti-matrix but ehh.