I am watching the thing, but in my defense, I'm in bed, and have been drinking AMA
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The American women's hockey team will soon becoming to the Whitehouse, hog tied and sedated.
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I know most people in my circles are boycotting this speech, but consider: he could die of a heart attack at any moment.
I’m voting for full debilitation stroke while retaining awareness but of course una le to interact with anything
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@quinn waiting for the highlight reel
@pinsk sorry all we have is lowlight reels
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The American women's hockey team will soon becoming to the Whitehouse, hog tied and sedated.
"It's called the presidential medal of freedom" you know it's what you get at the Olympics, famously
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@pinsk sorry all we have is lowlight reels
@quinn I mean, if he keels over, I can tolerate missing it live...
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"It's called the presidential medal of freedom" you know it's what you get at the Olympics, famously
they're doing a standing ovation for the LA Olympics. You know that thing that happens every four years that the president does, on his own.
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they're doing a standing ovation for the LA Olympics. You know that thing that happens every four years that the president does, on his own.
Once again just making up numbers, from a disaster he ...kind of... caused.
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Once again just making up numbers, from a disaster he ...kind of... caused.
Sorry I dozed off there for a bit
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JD Vance is going to rip off his face to reveal that he's Cthulu any moment now
What's the West Wing quote...?
"He's gonna say I'm Satan."
"No, I was gonna say your the guy Satan pays to go get him a pack of cigarettes."
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Sorry I dozed off there for a bit
$5,000 for the year for Megan! That should get you a couple month's rent!
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$5,000 for the year for Megan! That should get you a couple month's rent!
I know y'all don't want to watch this because he's an evil man, but consider, he's also stultifyingly boring as well.
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I know y'all don't want to watch this because he's an evil man, but consider, he's also stultifyingly boring as well.
I don't know how many times i have to say this: TARIFFS ARE PAID BY AMERICANS CONSUMERS
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I don't know how many times i have to say this: TARIFFS ARE PAID BY AMERICANS CONSUMERS
My poor partner finally broke with a "that's not how anything works!"
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My poor partner finally broke with a "that's not how anything works!"
We know honey, we know.
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We know honey, we know.
Oh nice he's going hard enough on the mic to get distortion
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Oh nice he's going hard enough on the mic to get distortion
new theory, I think I'm onto something, I think he's a markov chain that loops back so, so often.
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new theory, I think I'm onto something, I think he's a markov chain that loops back so, so often.
LIKE IT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
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I know y'all don't want to watch this because he's an evil man, but consider, he's also stultifyingly boring as well.
His brain has also turned to pudding and in general his language use is even simpler and less coherent than it was last time.
It hurts to listen to him.
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@quinn except for the Catholics, they got that shit down
@Ashedryden @quinn One of my favorite life experiences was attending the wedding of a woman from a good Catholic family and a man whose family was involved in a rather notorious biker gang.
The bikers spent the whole ceremony awkwardly watching for cues from the Catholics.
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LIKE IT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
I literally have no idea what he's talking about now.
