work is homophobic actually i should be cuddling my wife rn

[r0se@eepy.moe]

praying i get a remote job so that i can actually do that

[reia@linfan.moe]

@r0se virgin needs remote job to cuddle wife vs chad texting wife during the all work hours vs gigachad brings wife to the office and cuddles her there

[coolbean@brain.worm.pink]

@reia @r0se hmmm

how much trouble would one get in for doing that

[coolbean@brain.worm.pink]

@reia @r0se im pondering rn cause the idea of just taking friends to work tickles me immensely

[reia@linfan.moe]

@coolbean @r0se quite a bit , and increasingly more the more nda and security prechecks one is under

[coolbean@brain.worm.pink]

@reia @r0se yea i dont want an office job

really need to just pick a damn trade, in the trades they couldnt give less of a shit and if the friends help for free thats just free labour the boss loves that

[coolbean@brain.worm.pink]

@reia @r0se need to get all of my friends forklift certifications

[coolbean@brain.worm.pink]

@r0se @reia beware the unpaid forklift convoy

[reia@linfan.moe]

@coolbean @r0se in the trades they do also give the same amount of a shit cause they know youre gonna be less productive and they know your friends are not trained and theyre gonna get in trouble for regulation violation

[coolbean@brain.worm.pink]

@reia @r0se fun police