Please read ALL directions before assembling your cat.

[natasha_jay@tech.lgbt]

Please read ALL directions before assembling your cat.

[timkstanton@mstdn.social]

@Natasha_Jay

[rubyjones@wandering.shop]

@Natasha_Jay No, no, that looks right.

[ke7zum@glitchsoc.bg-presents.us]

@Natasha_Jay AWWE! cute cat!

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@Natasha_Jay Look, the fault is in the instructions. Without a distinct font, how could I tell that socket I wasn't actually part 1. Plus the whole thing looked like it was just badly photocopied and the diagrams were for a shelf, not the cat.

[zenheathen@beige.party]

@Natasha_Jay

[distinctdipole@tech.lgbt]

@Natasha_Jay Excuse me, I don't wish to alarm you... um, but your cat appears to have acquired some extra dimensions during assembly. You might want to seek assistance from a Mathematician or Physicist

[that_damn_frank@beige.party]

@Natasha_Jay

Her fist is in the air!

She is ready to protest against ICE.

[luc0x61@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@Natasha_Jay The definition of 'comfortable' isn't unique.

[startrek2025@mastodon.stickbear.me]

@Natasha_Jay That's cute, adorable kitty

[xs4me2@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay

How???

[askpippa@c.im]

@Natasha_Jay Mine was already assembled when it came out of the box. Then it went back into the box. Then out of the box. Then back in.

[fusal@social.vivaldi.net]

@Natasha_Jay i just sprayed my coffee over my monitor reading that

[edcates@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay As long as there aren't any parts left over, assume this is just how it's supposed to be.

[djl@mastodon.mit.edu]

@AskPippa @Natasha_Jay

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[david@fouroclockfarms.club]

@Natasha_Jay Cat repairer: “Yeah ya broke the glortch valve. It’ll be about two weeks, if I can get the parts.”

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@Natasha_Jay

i think it must be an ikea cat. i followed the instructions but wound up with a huge amount of extra fur...

[benthaloz@mstdn.ca]

@Natasha_Jay

[jbaggs@infosec.exchange]

@Natasha_Jay This looks like exactly why I woke up with a kink in my neck the other evening.

[isol@mastodon.au]

@Natasha_Jay

UFC (Ubelievable Folding Cats) title belt winner (and loser) defeating themselves in the second round by Rear Naked Choke.

The referees are still discussing whether the loser should be the winner, because the loser didn't tap out, and the winner didn't release the choke even though the loser was clearly no longer defending themselves.