Are you a boy or a girl

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

Are you a boy or a girl?
I'm nonbinary.

Yeah, but what were you born as?
A baby.

No, I mean what is your sex?
Awesome.

FFS! Do you have a penis or a vagina??
I've had my share of both.

OMFG!! WHAT IS IN YOUR PANTS??
A frankly disturbing number of lockpicks.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

Also:
*in line for men's restroom*
*guy eyeing me suspiciously*

Me: "This is taking too long" *gets in women's room line, uses restroom, leaves*

*guy looks visibly shaken*

[coolcalmcollected@mastodon.social]

@alice

I was at a concert in a stadium. went to the bathroom and of course the ladies was mile long and zero line for the men's. I couldn't wait. I said out loud "fuck this" and walked into the men's. did my business and walked out. women who watched me do that had pickachu face.

[saltywizard@beige.party]

@coolcalmcollected @alice

can we see an example of 'pickachu face' for reference?

[coolcalmcollected@mastodon.social]

@saltywizard @alice