I check the number of dog poo bags left on the roll before a walk in the same way I'm sure a soldier checks his gun clips for bullets before setting out on a dangerous mission.

[fesshole@mastodon.social]

I check the number of dog poo bags left on the roll before a walk in the same way I'm sure a soldier checks his gun clips for bullets before setting out on a dangerous mission. You never know what you are going to encounter and preparation is key.

[hedders@mas.to]

@fesshole As every dog lover knows, there’s always the possibility that this walk will be a four-bagger.

[thomasbeagle@mastodon.nz]

@fesshole "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

[myp@mastodon.social]

@fesshole I have three dogs. Sometimes one bag has to contain a really heavy sampler of...you know...life is unpredictable!

[jumile@mas.to]

@hedders @fesshole And that would trigger the *kaching!* sound.

Or is it the M1 Garand I'm thinking of?

[normanbarker@mastodon.social]

@fesshole Dog did a 4 bagger earlier in the week and I had to ask a friend for a bag, very embarrassing for me, the dog seemed quite pleased with himself.