The slopfairy is coming for Node.js and it is coming from inside the house.

[janl@narrativ.es]

RE: https://mean.engineer/@indutny/116245283352156779

The slopfairy is coming for Node.js and it is coming from inside the house.

Proposing, let a lone merging 18k LoC PRs are a surefire way to ruin any project, but especially ones with small volunteer teams.

[rosyna@mastodon.social]

@janl it’s the fastest way to technical debt!

[thechris@norden.social]

@janl Well that's an ethical conundrum. I hate Javascript and especially node.js, but I don't think even it deserves to die like that.
(I also hate "AI", of course)

[lu_leipzig@troet.cafe]

@rosyna @janl I feel like we need a new category for this, how about "technical subprime mortgages"?

[gryphonmyers@mastodon.social]

@janl no worries, we can just use dEnO!! 🦕 Oh that one's slop too? I gotchu, we can just use BuN! 🧁 Ah, I see, I'm being told Bun is actually the sloppiest of them all. Nevermind y'all, I'm out of ideas, this world sucks.

[radgryd@mstdn.games]

@janl The slopfairy is coming for all of us.

[compfu@mograph.social]

@janl „slopfairy“. I like the sound of that. 🤭

[funbaker@chaos.social]

@janl tf for node needs a vfs, when this is already implemented at OS Levels.