i'm new to wearing glasses so, uh, what the fuck when it rains??!?

[ptoothfish@mastodon.nz]

i'm new to wearing glasses so, uh, what the fuck when it rains??!?

[phil_tanner@mastodon.philtanner.com]

@ptoothfish we're blind. Congrats. And in masks. And when ironing. Or opening the oven door or the dishwasher.

Fun isn't it? /s

[jeremy_pm@mastodon.nz]

@ptoothfish

Why, don’t your glasses have window wipers?

[patrickoftheg@mastodon.social]

@ptoothfish Walking into a humid place after being out in the cold also a thing.

Blowing your nose too hard and getting splash back?

Yup.

[aligorith@mastodon.nz]

@jeremy_pm @ptoothfish
Cue a hoard of "window washer" dudes cued up beside you begging for cash like ravished seagulls

(*) Was recently very disappointed to see this scourge take hold at the Blenheim Rd / Matipo intersection

[johnb48@mastodon.online]

@ptoothfish

Well, the easiest answer I ever found was a hat with a brim. And then there are those times when you didn't bring the hat cuz you didn't think it was going to rain. Those you just have to shake the glasses as hard as you can to try to get the big drops off and wait till you can deal with it. A lot of it is just getting used to looking between the drops I think.