shit, that hardware went fast.

[da_667@infosec.exchange]

@arrjay yeah that one would absolutely have to be local. Its a fucking monster. 16CPU (cores), 128gb RAM, 40TB of disk, and dual SD mirrored SD cards for dropping ESX/Hypervisor of choice on them. As it was the fashion at the time.

[da_667@infosec.exchange]

@arrjay oh yeah, and dual power supplies.

[arrjay@tacobelllabs.net]

@da_667 As One Does.

[huronbikes@cyberplace.social]

@da_667 got a Fortinet box hanging about? You know for shitpost purposes?

[arrjay@tacobelllabs.net]

@da_667 how loud is that thing when running...

[da_667@infosec.exchange]

@huronbikes gods, I wish.

[da_667@infosec.exchange]

@arrjay Harrier Jump Jet-Tier. Which is why that fucker is DEEP in the basement, behind a closed door.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@da_667 @huronbikes I might...

[huronbikes@cyberplace.social]

@cR0w @da_667 All I would want one for is a picture of Most Secure Fortinet Box with the box plugged into itself.

[da_667@infosec.exchange]

@huronbikes @cR0w lmao

[babblinggeek@infosec.exchange]

@huronbikes @cR0w @da_667 I can make this happen

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@da_667 @huronbikes I found a FWF40C and I think I have a 60D around here but nothing enterprise size.

[huronbikes@cyberplace.social]

@cR0w @da_667 yeah, the 40C just does not have the shitpost energy, the mockable riz.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@huronbikes @da_667 Exactly! I think.

[huronbikes@cyberplace.social]

@cR0w @da_667 maybe dump a bunch of mustard on it, plug some pickles into the wan, lan, and console ports, then drop it in a pie pan and call it Chicago style?

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@huronbikes @da_667 Not even I'm that mean to Chicago.