There's something oddly satisfying about the word "hork" in any form.

[haikyoneko@famichiki.jp]

@alice I like borked. I use it to mean broken/non-functional.

[acb@mastodon.social]

@alice also, replacing vowels with “o” for comical effect, which gives a whole set of words like “shork”

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@acb I like the way you thonk

[grootinside@troet.cafe]

@alice
...always always followed by a "..røm tøm tøm tøm.." and thrown around Wooden spoons
Swedish chef rules, not mine.

[jsteven@wandering.shop]

@alice
And you're well on your way to writing a very funny Swedish Chef Muppet Show skit!

[captmikeyates@tech.lgbt]

@alice Mork from Ork being a Dork

[brass75@twit.social]

@alice You're not worried it makes you sound like a dork?

[grim_elsewhere@lgbtqia.space]

@brass75 @alice I like pronouncing the 'w' in sword. Is.. Is that anything like what you're talking about?

Also, the Swedish Chef will always be hilarious to me.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@grim_elsewhere @brass75 ah, the s-word.

[olives@girlcock.club]

@eruonna @alice came here post this

[saucyswamphag@lgbtqia.space]

@alice shork!

[christinemalec@mstdn.ca]

@alice I feel that way about the word cack too: my phone just cacked, the program just cacked,