Why can't I find a doctor who will prescribe "sea air" for my nerves so I can spend a summer in a picturesque costal town in England "for my health" only to be caught up in a local scandal and forced to solve a murder?

[queenofnewyork@newsie.social]

@MostlyHarmless This sounds amazing. Doctors these days just don't have their patients' best interest at heart!

[sasutina13@lgbtqia.space]

@MostlyHarmless Yes! This! Or France. (as long as it's not Brighton.)

[scott@mastodon.clitheroe.ca]

@MostlyHarmless You'd think it exotic, and maybe glamorous, but it sure sounds like a lot of work:

"This is the story of a con man who couldn't stop lying. A tale of murder, stolen identities, fine art, a diaper stuffed with gold bars, and a crime solved by a Rolex watch. From rural Canada to coastal England, he lied and deceived at every turn."

Sea of lies

Albert Walker was once Canada’s most wanted man. More than 30 years later, his name may have faded from the public eye, but he remains one of the country’s most prolific swindlers. His tale is one of audacious deception involving multiple stolen identities, millions of dollars in fraud and even a murder in the U.K. But it’s also a story defined by a streak of luck.

(www.cbc.ca)

It was a good podcast series:
https://www.cbc.ca/listen/cbc-podcasts/2031-sea-of-lies

[imgoneinpeace@mastodon.social]

@MostlyHarmless I mean... Is that so much to ask for!? Just a little murder mystery to calm the nerves.

[waldorf@infosec.exchange]

@MostlyHarmless Is your real name Jessica?

[denofearth@mas.to]

@MostlyHarmless
The best part is making your way to the island on the sea tractor. Unfortunately you are also required to eat Poirot's diet.

[danlyke@researchbuzz.masto.host]

@MostlyHarmless sometimes you've gotta make your own murders...

[_the_cloud@mastodon.social]

@MostlyHarmless Sure! Just fill out this survey.

I would like to play the following role:

[backfromthedud@mas.to]

@MostlyHarmless because your life wasn't written by Agatha Christie, probably.

[mpark@mathstodon.xyz]

@MissConstrue @MostlyHarmless @futurebird I feel like getting a doctor to prescribe it is easy. It's getting insurance to cover it that's the challenge.

[vocumsineratio@hachyderm.io]

@MostlyHarmless

Because those doctors are "out of network".

[hamonwry@mastodon.world]

@MostlyHarmless

Indeed 🧐