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#WritersCoffeeClub Apr 24 Share a silly mistake you've made while writing.

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  • susannedoering@zirk.usS susannedoering@zirk.us

    @cstross You know who'll spot a lot of them? Your translator. Ask my authors. Why? I really have to take each sentence after the other. Just saying.

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    @SusanneDoering Correct, but the whole structure of the publishing industry is geared around keeping authors from meddling with the moving parts! (I've had to fight battles to be allowed to communicate with my translators before now!)

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    • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

      @SusanneDoering Correct, but the whole structure of the publishing industry is geared around keeping authors from meddling with the moving parts! (I've had to fight battles to be allowed to communicate with my translators before now!)

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      @cstross I see. Well, I am lucky to work nearly exclusively for SP authors. I have been working for one or two smaller publishers, but even then I would protest if the plothole is too big or the names got confused or ...

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      • susannedoering@zirk.usS susannedoering@zirk.us

        @cstross I see. Well, I am lucky to work nearly exclusively for SP authors. I have been working for one or two smaller publishers, but even then I would protest if the plothole is too big or the names got confused or ...

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        @SusanneDoering The issue with larger publishers is that they're cranking a sausage machine—they have to pump out *n* books a month, every month—and individual artisanal sausage-stuffers who make one sausage a year *can*t be allowed a turn on the handle or sooner or later they'll jam everyone else's sausages.

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        • snap2grid@mastodon.socialS snap2grid@mastodon.social

          @cstross Read a book with obviously naive search/replace "meter" with "metre" for internationalisation purposes. Resulting in new unit "perimetre".

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          @snap2grid @cstross You'd want to be careful if it mentioned electricity meters too. What you need is a conditional search&replace, one that asks you for every single occurrence. It's slower than full auto, but much less likely to end in disaster

          (I'm now wondering if I have anything any more that provides this)

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          • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

            #WritersCoffeeClub Apr 24 Share a silly mistake you've made while writing.

            Character name changes. If for some reason you change the name of a character you *really* need to double-check that it's changed *everywhere*. Hint: regular expressions and global *conditional* search/replace are your tools. Also how to manage word stemming with regexps. Then triple-check *everything*. Otherwise—guaranteed—you'll flip a character's name in one paragraph and the internet will never let you forget it!

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            @cstross@wandering.shop I have a character which is about to knock on the door and enter the story, she has a proper name and is also known throughout the story by her (different) nickname. Nicknames are the way out!

            This is her, drawn yesterday in a waiting room while very tediously waiting. Today I’m supposed to be doing other renderings of her to practice, and then a turnaround sheet (it’s solid black and white, no continuous tone, no grey, no halftone, just ink or not ink. So far done nothing today to contribute to this, I have to get on with things.

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            • bellinghman@wandering.shopB bellinghman@wandering.shop

              @snap2grid @cstross You'd want to be careful if it mentioned electricity meters too. What you need is a conditional search&replace, one that asks you for every single occurrence. It's slower than full auto, but much less likely to end in disaster

              (I'm now wondering if I have anything any more that provides this)

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              @bellinghman @snap2grid Libre Office (and Microsoft Word) both permit conditional search-and-replace (disguised as "change and find next"). Vi editors have had it all the way back to the 1970s, as has emacs.

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              • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                #WritersCoffeeClub

                PS to "silly mistakes": a common misconception is that copy editors will spot your silly mistakes. They might ... but then again, they might think the mistake was the authorial intention and let it pass. CEs vary wildly in their approach (never say competence) and your trad publisher's commissioning editor is busy managing workflow (editing gets done on the side, in their own time).

                So don't rely on the editors cleaning up your messes.

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                @cstross I bought Lev Grossman The Magicians ebook. The first word of the book is misspelled and it’s the protagonist’s name “Quenctin” Unimpressed. Then the pseudo Narnia explanation and my DNF circuit kicked in.

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                • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                  @bellinghman @snap2grid Libre Office (and Microsoft Word) both permit conditional search-and-replace (disguised as "change and find next"). Vi editors have had it all the way back to the 1970s, as has emacs.

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                  @cstross @snap2grid Ah, that's probably what I was thinking of, yes

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                    @landley @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross What, without using the suffix -um?

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                    • alicemcalicepants@ohai.socialA alicemcalicepants@ohai.social

                      @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross I once got some copy back from a (lovely, brilliant) academic who'd been promoted to Professor, so she'd find-and-replaced every instance of 'Dr' in the document, inventing the word 'professoriven' in the process 😁

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                      @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                      • jmax@mastodon.socialJ jmax@mastodon.social

                        @landley @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross What, without using the suffix -um?

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                        @jmax @landley @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross s/apartment/flat/

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                        • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                          @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                          @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross another book did this and resulted in particitrousers...

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                          • quixoticgeek@social.v.stQ quixoticgeek@social.v.st

                            @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross another book did this and resulted in particitrousers...

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                            @quixoticgeek @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross I'm sorry, but this is hilarious.

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                            • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                              @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                              @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross Obviously, your immediate course of action is to create an #occutrousers entry on #UrbanDictionary.

                              Edit: It exists. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=occutrouser

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                              • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                                @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                                @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

                                I get the impression that occutrousers are a good thing, at least in this case. Though I can imagine that if different occutrousers replaced these it would be very bad.

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                                • alicemcalicepants@ohai.socialA alicemcalicepants@ohai.social

                                  @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross I once got some copy back from a (lovely, brilliant) academic who'd been promoted to Professor, so she'd find-and-replaced every instance of 'Dr' in the document, inventing the word 'professoriven' in the process 😁

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                                  @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross yu. I changed a character's name from Roy to Fred, and had him sailing up the Channel in a destfreder.

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                                  • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                    #WritersCoffeeClub Apr 24 Share a silly mistake you've made while writing.

                                    Character name changes. If for some reason you change the name of a character you *really* need to double-check that it's changed *everywhere*. Hint: regular expressions and global *conditional* search/replace are your tools. Also how to manage word stemming with regexps. Then triple-check *everything*. Otherwise—guaranteed—you'll flip a character's name in one paragraph and the internet will never let you forget it!

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                                    @cstross
                                    The good old "dawizard" from D&D comes to mind.
                                    Hint for the unitiated: 4d6 dawizard.

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                                    • illuminatus@mstdn.socialI illuminatus@mstdn.social

                                      @quixoticgeek @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross I'm sorry, but this is hilarious.

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                                      @Illuminatus @quixoticgeek @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

                                      Double!

                                      🤣

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                                      • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                                        @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                                        @owent
                                        Soup adverts all over again.
                                        @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                                        • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                                          @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                                          @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

                                          May I assume that instead of dollars the bill was payed in puppetars?

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