I write documentation for our software application at work which uses Amazon Corretto.

[fesshole@mastodon.social]

I write documentation for our software application at work which uses Amazon Corretto. Suspicious that no bastard reads the docs, I've replaced the text with 'Amazon Cornetto' everywhere. No-one has noticed.

[tehstu@hachyderm.io]

@fesshole Surely just one Cornetto?

[gareth@tenforward.social]

@tehstu
It's just the one cornetto, actually
@fesshole

EDIT: I remembered that bloody song literally as I clicked Post...