Play the anarchist piano!

[dragonfrog@mastodon.sdf.org]

@pluralistic no oppressive paternalistic "piano tuner" tells the self determining, radically independent, keys in an anarchist piano what note they ought to play. As an anarchist piano player it's your job to learn what note each key has chosen for itself.

[mattmerk@mastodon.social]

@pluralistic No gods, No masters. (Maestros on the other hand ...)

[zenheathen@beige.party]

@pluralistic You can't make me!

[anarchoninawrites@jorts.horse]

@pluralistic "I'm here for the piano lesso-"

"The FIRST lesson is that playing the piano is ultimately fascist..."

[spzb@infosec.exchange]

@pluralistic isn’t that called jazz?

[kbal@fedia.io]

The anarchists around there were pretty cool as I recall. I'd give it a try.

[thermos@fosstodon.org]

First time I've regretted leaving Toronto 🥲

[jonathankoren@sfba.social]

@pluralistic no gods. No time signatures

[atraidez@infosec.exchange]

@pluralistic This was found in Philly, right?

[pluralistic@mamot.fr]

@atraidez Toronto's Kensington Market

[phooky@hexa.club]

@pluralistic I thought they were teaching pianos to be anarchists

[gueuledatmosphere@mastodon.green]

@pluralistic
The piano's been overthrowing capitalism (not me)

w/ apologies to Tom Waits

[atraidez@infosec.exchange]

@pluralistic hell yeah Toronto

[weldon@mstdn.io]

@pluralistic

“Light the fire piano!”

Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band - Ice Cream For Crow • https://youtu.be/QUJkh5Gf4z8

[oborosaur@hachyderm.io]

@pluralistic my improv is pretty good, but my Kensington Market is a little rusty.

[starchy@infosec.exchange]

@pluralistic buddy that's the only kind I play!

[australopithecus@mastodon.social]

@pluralistic
"Ok so here's the Anarchist piano."
"Sir this is clearly a tin can banjo."
"ANARCHIST PIANO!" *smoke bomb*

[elgringomexicano@mastodon.social]

@weldon @pluralistic Every day on Mastodon brings a new "I've found the right place" moment. Can't believe it took me so long to switch over. Now I'm getting Captain Beefheart in my timeline instead of algorithmic, unwanted shitty slop engagement posts and advertisements.

[chu@climatejustice.social]

@atraidez @pluralistic

Ha. Of course. Kensington. Where else? Certainly not Rosedale.

[elfburgerman@mastodon.social]

@pluralistic
Thank you for clarifying. It seems to me 'anarchist' could just as well refer to 'lessons'. In Germanic languages that are less sloppy than English, this would've been one word with anarchist referring to 'piano', and two with it referring to 'lessons'.