You can tell a lot about a person by how many throw pillows they have in their house.

[jesstheunstill@infosec.exchange]

You can tell a lot about a person by how many throw pillows they have in their house.

[heliograph@mastodon.au]

@JessTheUnstill how would you ever know they're not hiding more in their closets?!

[viss@mastodon.social]

@JessTheUnstill bellingcat me

[andrewhenry@mastodon.energy]

@JessTheUnstill

I am not on the household’s throw pillow procurement committee.

[jiub@not.an.evilcyberhacker.net]

@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange we have about 10 and we only have one couch and one loveseat lmao

my partner and i like to be comfy :3

[fromthefourthplanet@mas.to]

@JessTheUnstill
Too many.
Wait, no.
Not enough.

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@JessTheUnstill 100 cat themed throw pillows can't be wrong!

[silvermoon82@wandering.shop]

@catsalad @JessTheUnstill
The 36 Nicholas Cage pillows, though...

[orci@mastodon.social]

@Viss
OMG want the pop tart
@JessTheUnstill

[mrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.social]

@JessTheUnstill I'm not sure I'd consider mine a throw pillow, but I do have one that could be construed as one. I don't know what tells you about me. But there's the facts.

I had to see if I could find it. It's basically this, just in square form.
https://mans1ay3r-shop.fourthwall.com/en-usd/products/well-bang-ok-pillows

[paulshryock@phpc.social]

@JessTheUnstill I've never personally bought a throw pillow. But there are many in my house. And they change maybe twice a year.

[viss@mastodon.social]

@orci @JessTheUnstill it was a one-off my wife got off etsy, so far as we know, this is unpossible

[orci@mastodon.social]

@Viss
Yup, was just searching and no luck.
@JessTheUnstill

[cordiallychloe@tech.lgbt]

@JessTheUnstill I have so fucking many pillows and their count is only rivaled by the number of stuffies I have.

[jesstheunstill@infosec.exchange]

@jiub See I find throw pillows to be super uncomfortable nuisances whose whole point is to get tossed on the ground

[jqmcd@sfba.social]

@JessTheUnstill I’m screwed, aren’t I?

[jiub@not.an.evilcyberhacker.net]

@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange we have a layered approach to pillows, including some quite large ones and some more normal sized ones so you can build whatever kind of support you need :3

but i hear that, often they're more or less for decoration and firm and awkwardly shaped

[jesstheunstill@infosec.exchange]

@Heliograph Basically tribbles

[heliograph@mastodon.au]

@JessTheUnstill can't have enough of those tho #tribbles

[jesstheunstill@infosec.exchange]

@orci @Viss closest I find is this one. https://www.walmart.com/ip/18768513985?sid=bd66ccdb-1af7-4f33-9883-de431150e058