Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Chainmail Raccoon Pin.

[lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social]

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Chainmail Raccoon Pin. Carefully weighing my desire to pet the cute trash panda against my desire to not be decapitated by a broadsword.
https://collabs.shop/o1px1m

[jdeseo@toot.io]

@lowqualityfacts Trash panda is metal af.

[losefriendsandalienatepeople@mastodon.social]

His chainmail is made of armadillos that he killed in the great Raccoon Armadillo war. He wears their skin as trophies.

[lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social]

Update: I have pet the chivalrous trash panda. The good news is that it did not decapitate me. The bad news is that it ran its sword through my chest, killing me instantly.

[trashpanda@m.alittlenook.net]

@jdeseo @lowqualityfacts I resemble that remark.

[donutage@mastodon.social]

@lowqualityfacts RIP, Mr. Facts.

[donutage@mastodon.social]

@lowqualityfacts How are you boosting this? You died! Are you a g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-GHOST?!?!

[evilmicrowizard@mastodon.world]

@donutage @lowqualityfacts If there is one thing our world shows us today, it is that Low Quality Facts are effectively immortal

[bruce@darkmoon.social]

@donutage @lowqualityfacts
The fact of his death seems highly suspect