Woodside Energy is looking for a new CEO, so we thought we'd lend them a hand 🙌

[thejuicemedia@mastodon.social]

Woodside Energy is looking for a new CEO, so we thought we'd lend them a hand

https://youtu.be/zhokI1flaX0

[ideogram@social.coop]

@thejuicemedia
This is worth watching just for the word cuntaloupe.

[ideogram@social.coop]

@thejuicemedia
Like the estate agent slogan I thought up.

Barry Plant.
Barry Can't.
Barry Cunt.

[quoll@mastodon.sdf.org]

@thejuicemedia oh wow... the wretched slag is gone?!

[madagascar_sky@mastodon.social]

@thejuicemedia

7 mil per annum? Only? The Starbucks guy gets paid more than this.

They're ruining the environment and killing local governments, people and even cultures. I would demand a few cool 10s of mils if my job was this heinous.