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    "annual performance review" time at work.

    the funniest bit? we have been explicitly told that even if you are the most perfect employee under the sun, they *cannot* leave the part where they tell you all the ways in which you suck blank. they *have to* put something that you can ""improve"" on.

    my takeaway:
    be who you are, do what aligns with your values, as people will find fault with whatever you do anyway. and some of it may be entirely made up.

    πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

    #tech

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      "annual performance review" time at work.

      the funniest bit? we have been explicitly told that even if you are the most perfect employee under the sun, they *cannot* leave the part where they tell you all the ways in which you suck blank. they *have to* put something that you can ""improve"" on.

      my takeaway:
      be who you are, do what aligns with your values, as people will find fault with whatever you do anyway. and some of it may be entirely made up.

      πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

      #tech

      britt@mstdn.gamesB This user is from outside of this forum
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      @robyn I do not miss this part of working in banking one bit. Eeeek.

      You put it all so well.

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      • robyn@yeg.bikeR robyn@yeg.bike

        "annual performance review" time at work.

        the funniest bit? we have been explicitly told that even if you are the most perfect employee under the sun, they *cannot* leave the part where they tell you all the ways in which you suck blank. they *have to* put something that you can ""improve"" on.

        my takeaway:
        be who you are, do what aligns with your values, as people will find fault with whatever you do anyway. and some of it may be entirely made up.

        πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

        #tech

        justinderrick@mstdn.caJ This user is from outside of this forum
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        @robyn My best friend was a mechanic for a luxury car brand - one of the top 5 in the country. He told me that he was due for his annual performance review, and he said "Nobody ever gets a 5. Never."

        And I asked what management expects in order to give someone a 5... And he said he didn't know... So I started brainstorming...

        "Completed the customer's oil change before they arrived."

        "Perfectly aligned all four tires by eye." (This normally takes high-tech lasers and stuff...)

        "Diagnosed engine problem by taste."

        He laughed... but a week later, he still didn't get any 5's. πŸ™‚

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