Shot:

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@krypt3ia/116572394629501982

Shot:

Today we announced our Q3 FY26 earnings with record revenue of $15.8 billion, up 12 percent year over year, and double-digit top and bottom-line growth. The ELT and I could not be prouder of the growth you have all delivered for Cisco.

Chaser:

With this, we are making changes today that will result in the reduction of our overall workforce in Q4

[aakl@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w These companies are going to turn the remaining humans into janitors.

[sempf@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w roughly translated as "Please buy our stock so our executives actually get paid."

[sempf@infosec.exchange]

@AAKL @cR0w my goat farm is already on order.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@Sempf @AAKL Yessss. And I learned yesterday that @krypt3ia could help make the cheese.

[sempf@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @AAKL @krypt3ia And @Viss for spices, we are golden.

[krypt3ia@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @Sempf @AAKL I’ll need a cave STAT! To age them in.

[da_667@infosec.exchange]

@Sempf @cR0w ah, so they're announcing the Q4 layoffs early. Got it. Fuck Cisco.

[sempf@infosec.exchange]

@krypt3ia @cR0w @AAKL I live in Ohio. We gotcha covered.