You are only allowed to vote in this poll if you are a #cat

[koushiniku@hachyderm.io]

@ricci oh no my dog voted

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@koushiniku your dog has committed internet crimes, the worst type of crime

[sanpan@mas.to]

@ricci @nomdeb C’mon what do you expect? Everybody knows cats don‘t do polls on the internet. They only ever post selfies.
You made a poll. What am I supposed to do? Not click it??? I wonder what more madness this tuesday will bring.

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@sanpan @nomdeb The 82 people who have responded don't know this, apparently!

[melissabeartrix@gives.hugz.online]

@benroyce @ricci

Meow ?

Giggles

Hugz & xXx

[mnf@mastodon.social]

@ricci Liars! *meow*

[sanpan@mas.to]

@ricci @nomdeb Are they people though? Or are they compulsive cats impersonating humans, whose cover you have just blown? This may have started as a poll, but the secret cat society is not an entity to be messed with...

[delawen@floss.social]

@ricci I asked my cat and answered on her behalf.

[nondailychickens@toot.io]

@ricci
Pick the seafood!!!

Pick the seafood!!!

Pick the seafood!!!

[raymaccarthy@mastodon.ie]

@benroyce @ricci
I've always had the impression that there are lots of cats on the Internet. They often post selfies.

There are also people that answer to Cat (Cait) or identify as cats.

[gnomon@mastodon.social]

@ricci psst @Menhit @catzilla @nova ↑↑

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@nondailychickens

[sharif@fosstodon.org]

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[ricci@discuss.systems]

@sharif

[anctreat5358@mindly.social]

@ricci My kitty is allergic to everything but seafood items (wet, dry, and treats). Spitting up quickly and violently ensues if you try anything else.